Character Relationships (WIP)
Aug. 25th, 2010 03:07 pm[The following is found in an envelope on the floor of the library, the Plot Bunny asleep nearby. Each person has a small folder about them, including a picture paper-clipped to them. The words look like they were written up on an old typewriter]
Here follows my findings and opinions on the current residents of the Manor. I am reporting directly to you after pulling two all-nighters going over this stuff. I hope you like it.
Signed,
P. Bunny
[The signature is genuine]

Agatsuma, Soubi
Room #: 002
Notes: This guy. I HATE this guy. A lot. I don't understand why you want to keep him around. He's uncooperative, rude, hateful, AND he doesn't share his cigarettes! It's like he never saw a single episode of any of those stupid kid shows everyone is supposed to watch! It's like he's a giant toddler! It's like...there aren't words to describe how much of a prick this guy is! My advice, THROW HIM OUT ON HIS SKINNY BLOND KEESTER!
Current Grade: F (Grrr)

Brennan, Temperance
"Bones"
Room #: 018
Notes: This one's gonna be trouble. Mark my words, this one is going to be SERIOUS trouble. She asks too many questions, she's been poking into too many things, she's a freaky bone lady. Brennan is going to be way way WAY more trouble than she's worth. And you paired her up with creepy raccoon eyes detective?! BIG TROUBLE! She is going to make MY life Hell. I can feel it in my ulcer. And have you heard her talk? She's like a robot or something! She's like...it's like she doesn't know how to even pretend to be a normal human being.
Current Grade: D (because she's nice to look at.)

Crane, Ichabod
Room #: 037
Notes: This guy...is weird. Weird and wimpy. Those are the best words I can come up with. I mean the guy TRIES hard, you can tell that. He tries REALLY hard but he just...falls flat. I don't know what that queen sees in him, I mean she's a freakin' queen! Anyway, he's not a bad guy. He's just touchy and high strung. Good with kids though. On the whole, I don't think he's a problem, per say, despite being a constable because he's from the Stupid Ages and will probably pass out and go into a seizure if he gets too close. You might want to watch that black injury thing he's got though.
Current Grade: C (Not good, not bad)

The Doctor
Room #: 051
Notes: THIS. This is a problem. I don't care if he looks all dopey in his stupid bowtie like some stupid college professor and he looks like he's always out of it and he doesn't have eyebrows so you can't tell when he's upset or whatever but THIS is TROUBLE. Don't. Let. Him. Do. Anything. Maybe you should tie him up. And get rid of his freakin' blue box thing and his pokey glowy thing.
Current Grade: D- (Because he's not as bitchy as some of the others. At least he's friendly even if it's in the most annoying way possible.)

Edogawa, Conan
Room #: 060
Notes: He's like tiny...a teeny tiny little brat that's definitely more than he seems. There's something about him that just rubs my fur the wrong way. With his weird stare and his creepy bow tie and his symmetrical cowlick. He's a stalker in training, isn't he? Or the Doctor's little protegee with their matching neck-wear. I think he's more in the Bones/Ryuzaki neck of the woods though. Investigating everything. Creepy kid.
Current Grade: C- (Gotta watch him.)

Finnian
Room #: 019
Notes: I kinda feel bad for the kid. It must be really hard to go through life being THAT stupid. Think he might need to see some kind of a doctor or something. Maybe find out what's making him so retarded. Maybe he got dropped on his head somewhere along the line? I don't know.
Current Grade: C+

Graverobber
Room #: 050
Notes: Too damn creepy!
Current Grade: D-

Harvent, Miria
Room #: 009
Notes: She's a good kid, a little empty headed, little crime problem, but a good kid. I really think it's that Isaac guy, he's a bad influence on her. She's such a sweetheart in her own loud ditzy sort of way.
Current Grade: B- (She is kinda dumb though. Well, really dumb.)
Here follows my findings and opinions on the current residents of the Manor. I am reporting directly to you after pulling two all-nighters going over this stuff. I hope you like it.
Signed,
P. Bunny
[The signature is genuine]
Agatsuma, Soubi
Room #: 002
Notes: This guy. I HATE this guy. A lot. I don't understand why you want to keep him around. He's uncooperative, rude, hateful, AND he doesn't share his cigarettes! It's like he never saw a single episode of any of those stupid kid shows everyone is supposed to watch! It's like he's a giant toddler! It's like...there aren't words to describe how much of a prick this guy is! My advice, THROW HIM OUT ON HIS SKINNY BLOND KEESTER!
Current Grade: F (Grrr)
Brennan, Temperance
"Bones"
Room #: 018
Notes: This one's gonna be trouble. Mark my words, this one is going to be SERIOUS trouble. She asks too many questions, she's been poking into too many things, she's a freaky bone lady. Brennan is going to be way way WAY more trouble than she's worth. And you paired her up with creepy raccoon eyes detective?! BIG TROUBLE! She is going to make MY life Hell. I can feel it in my ulcer. And have you heard her talk? She's like a robot or something! She's like...it's like she doesn't know how to even pretend to be a normal human being.
Current Grade: D (because she's nice to look at.)
Crane, Ichabod
Room #: 037
Notes: This guy...is weird. Weird and wimpy. Those are the best words I can come up with. I mean the guy TRIES hard, you can tell that. He tries REALLY hard but he just...falls flat. I don't know what that queen sees in him, I mean she's a freakin' queen! Anyway, he's not a bad guy. He's just touchy and high strung. Good with kids though. On the whole, I don't think he's a problem, per say, despite being a constable because he's from the Stupid Ages and will probably pass out and go into a seizure if he gets too close. You might want to watch that black injury thing he's got though.
Current Grade: C (Not good, not bad)
The Doctor
Room #: 051
Notes: THIS. This is a problem. I don't care if he looks all dopey in his stupid bowtie like some stupid college professor and he looks like he's always out of it and he doesn't have eyebrows so you can't tell when he's upset or whatever but THIS is TROUBLE. Don't. Let. Him. Do. Anything. Maybe you should tie him up. And get rid of his freakin' blue box thing and his pokey glowy thing.
Current Grade: D- (Because he's not as bitchy as some of the others. At least he's friendly even if it's in the most annoying way possible.)
Edogawa, Conan
Room #: 060
Notes: He's like tiny...a teeny tiny little brat that's definitely more than he seems. There's something about him that just rubs my fur the wrong way. With his weird stare and his creepy bow tie and his symmetrical cowlick. He's a stalker in training, isn't he? Or the Doctor's little protegee with their matching neck-wear. I think he's more in the Bones/Ryuzaki neck of the woods though. Investigating everything. Creepy kid.
Current Grade: C- (Gotta watch him.)
Finnian
Room #: 019
Notes: I kinda feel bad for the kid. It must be really hard to go through life being THAT stupid. Think he might need to see some kind of a doctor or something. Maybe find out what's making him so retarded. Maybe he got dropped on his head somewhere along the line? I don't know.
Current Grade: C+
Graverobber
Room #: 050
Notes: Too damn creepy!
Current Grade: D-
Harvent, Miria
Room #: 009
Notes: She's a good kid, a little empty headed, little crime problem, but a good kid. I really think it's that Isaac guy, he's a bad influence on her. She's such a sweetheart in her own loud ditzy sort of way.
Current Grade: B- (She is kinda dumb though. Well, really dumb.)