mr_plot_bunny: (Sleepy pants)
[The following is found in an envelope on the floor of the library, the Plot Bunny asleep nearby. Each person has a small folder about them, including a picture paper-clipped to them. The words look like they were written up on an old typewriter]

Here follows my findings and opinions on the current residents of the Manor. I am reporting directly to you after pulling two all-nighters going over this stuff. I hope you like it.

Signed,


P. Bunny

[The signature is genuine]





Agatsuma, Soubi

Room #: 002
Notes: This guy. I HATE this guy. A lot. I don't understand why you want to keep him around. He's uncooperative, rude, hateful, AND he doesn't share his cigarettes! It's like he never saw a single episode of any of those stupid kid shows everyone is supposed to watch! It's like he's a giant toddler! It's like...there aren't words to describe how much of a prick this guy is! My advice, THROW HIM OUT ON HIS SKINNY BLOND KEESTER!
Current Grade: F (Grrr)






Brennan, Temperance
"Bones"

Room #: 018
Notes: This one's gonna be trouble. Mark my words, this one is going to be SERIOUS trouble. She asks too many questions, she's been poking into too many things, she's a freaky bone lady. Brennan is going to be way way WAY more trouble than she's worth. And you paired her up with creepy raccoon eyes detective?! BIG TROUBLE! She is going to make MY life Hell. I can feel it in my ulcer. And have you heard her talk? She's like a robot or something! She's like...it's like she doesn't know how to even pretend to be a normal human being.
Current Grade: D (because she's nice to look at.)





Crane, Ichabod

Room #: 037
Notes: This guy...is weird. Weird and wimpy. Those are the best words I can come up with. I mean the guy TRIES hard, you can tell that. He tries REALLY hard but he just...falls flat. I don't know what that queen sees in him, I mean she's a freakin' queen! Anyway, he's not a bad guy. He's just touchy and high strung. Good with kids though. On the whole, I don't think he's a problem, per say, despite being a constable because he's from the Stupid Ages and will probably pass out and go into a seizure if he gets too close. You might want to watch that black injury thing he's got though.
Current Grade: C (Not good, not bad)






The Doctor

Room #: 051
Notes: THIS. This is a problem. I don't care if he looks all dopey in his stupid bowtie like some stupid college professor and he looks like he's always out of it and he doesn't have eyebrows so you can't tell when he's upset or whatever but THIS is TROUBLE. Don't. Let. Him. Do. Anything. Maybe you should tie him up. And get rid of his freakin' blue box thing and his pokey glowy thing.
Current Grade: D- (Because he's not as bitchy as some of the others. At least he's friendly even if it's in the most annoying way possible.)






Edogawa, Conan

Room #: 060
Notes: He's like tiny...a teeny tiny little brat that's definitely more than he seems. There's something about him that just rubs my fur the wrong way. With his weird stare and his creepy bow tie and his symmetrical cowlick. He's a stalker in training, isn't he? Or the Doctor's little protegee with their matching neck-wear. I think he's more in the Bones/Ryuzaki neck of the woods though. Investigating everything. Creepy kid.
Current Grade: C- (Gotta watch him.)






Finnian

Room #: 019
Notes: I kinda feel bad for the kid. It must be really hard to go through life being THAT stupid. Think he might need to see some kind of a doctor or something. Maybe find out what's making him so retarded. Maybe he got dropped on his head somewhere along the line? I don't know.
Current Grade: C+






Graverobber

Room #: 050
Notes: Too damn creepy!
Current Grade: D-






Harvent, Miria

Room #: 009
Notes: She's a good kid, a little empty headed, little crime problem, but a good kid. I really think it's that Isaac guy, he's a bad influence on her. She's such a sweetheart in her own loud ditzy sort of way.
Current Grade: B- (She is kinda dumb though. Well, really dumb.)
mr_plot_bunny: (Write me bitch!)
Please comment with any questions you have about The Plot Bunny

I. Basic
II. History
III. Personality
IV. Job at Badfic Manor
V. Mechanics as an NPC
VI. Q & A

I.

Name: Plot Bunny
Age: (in character) 55 (born on Easter of 1955), (as an idea) under a year old.
Height: Roughly 1’
Weight: Roughly 6 lbs
Eyes: Black
Hair: (fur) gray

The Plot Bunny is not, as most people believe, an incarnation of the plot itself, but rather the plot's muse. The Plot Bunny is sort of the keeper of the story, he acts as something like the grounds keeper.

While the Author and Third Person write the Plot Bunny makes sure that everything goes according to plan. It is his job to eliminate errors or issues, while this is an easy task when it comes to the malleable setting he hates characters because they have minds of their own.

In other words, he tries to keep everyone in check and on the right path, a thankless and nearly impossible task.


II.

Invented at the same time as the Third Person, the two are almost like twins; the Third Person actually refers to them as such. While the Third Person is not up to the task of actually interacting with the setting or characters this is where the hardy Plot Bunny shines and the Plot Bunny is far from the creative type.

III.

Rude. Short tempered. Down-to-business. The Plot Bunny makes no excuses and refuses to take them. Things get done and when they don’t the Plot Bunny gets them done!

Don’t mess with the Plot Bunny, especially when he has a migraine. The one way to get on his good side is to feed his addiction. The Plot Bunny is a smoker and he’ll take anything as long as its got tobacco and nicotine. He also likes gambling and women.

He’s stubborn and usually disapproving of any mischief. Screw up and he will find you.

However, if you’re hurting people he will NOT appear. The Plot Bunny is a bit of a coward.


IV.

At the beginning of every plot the Plot Bunny will come in find the summary (and read it if he has to.) He helps to explain changes to the manor that the plot has brought, and helps to hammer out the difficulties. If your character has a question or a comment it should be directed to the Plot Bunny (and/or he’ll answer it.) He’ll explain most game related questions too.

Sometimes he’ll pop up mid-plot to help people mid-plot. However the more violent it becomes the less likely his appearance will be.

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